So, I’m nearly 20.

In the last nineteen years I have worked out most of the birds and the bees. I now know the purpose of a tampon (finally!) and how to successfully pumice my feet. I know how to cook, kiss and clean a toilet. But there’s a few questions in lady etiquette I never got round to asking (read: Googling).

And here they are…

1. Cleanser and Exfoliator; which comes first? Honestly, every day in the shower I look at the two little bottles, lined up next to each other, and I always debate which I should use first. Exfoliator normally wins, but honestly, I haven’t a clue!
2. How do you do a load of mixed coloured clothes without the colours running together? I have so many grey pairs of knickers and pink socks
3. Op-shop shoes; dirty or vintage?
4. What the hell does ‘See you later’ actually mean. Like when a guy says ‘See you later’. Is it ‘See YOU later’ or ‘s’later’. Or just a casual ‘seeyoulater’ thing.
5. Is there actually a difference between day cream and night cream? They look the same to me…
6. Are you allowed to text him first?
7. Why do some girls put oompa loompa make-up on and then leave Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory? Or, you know, their bedroom…
8.  How many details are you allowed to tell your girlfriends? Kissing technique, penis size and other, erm, skills?! How far is taking it too far?
9. How many times can you use the tester perfumes at Myer before someone evicts you from the store?
10.  How, oh HOW does any woman manage to miss the toilet bowl? Seriously, I have never, EVER understood.

Do you know the answers? What are your gaps in knowledge?